imperialdalek:

tacotwerker:

henriksaves:

shawnlevy:

Pride not prejudice #rctid

I’m too amused by the fact that they used the pic of Gaz kissing Scholesy after he scored against City. LOL. One of my favorite United moments.

How is thjIS NOT ON THE NEWS

Faith in humanity is momentarily restored.

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

lemonzuest:

hardestcopy:

chellodello:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

Oh my GOD THIS IS REAL?

[SCREAMING INTERNALLY].GIF

can we just take a moment to think about how marvel realized how upset we where and how we blatantly refused to accept his death and decided to make a whole new spinoff full of badass agents and bring him back to life because holy fucktruck we were upset

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

purplesamurai:

annetdonahue:

I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.

Seriously I hate how fucking nasty people get about them

uptownquirrells:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife