jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover.

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender.

Ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender.

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.


alexbracken:

themusicalbookworm:

I wrote a song for Alexandra Bracken’s WONDERFUL book The Darkest Minds. I HOPE YA’LL DIG IT. It’s called “Paper Masks” and it’s about Liam and Ruby and Bracken’s tragic but strangely beautiful (but mostly tragic) ending that kept me up crying. 

Follow you.
Go back to the place I never knew.
It’s better this way.
Don’t look back, close your eyes. 
A beautiful face.
Hides the darkest of minds. 

Wonderful, thanks!!


rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay


naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right


marrymepizza:

remember when I watched tv shows for fun and not because I was emotionally dependent with the fate of the characters


astrumsystema:

wolfprincess616:

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Im laughing so hard omfg


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?


wannabeedgar:

spudsexuall:

timelordis-sapiens:

She didn’t mean James Potter.

She meant Severus Snape.

(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)

OMFG

wut thu shut


lauriita-mercury:

kigaltan:


thefstandsforfuckyeah:

cineraria:

World Battleground, 1000 years of war in 5 minutes - YouTube

PLACES THAT NEED TO CALM DOWN: EUROPE.


i love how it’s pretty calm and then BOOM WORLD WAR TWO

I love how America is “Fuck you”

lauriita-mercury:

kigaltan:

thefstandsforfuckyeah:

cineraria:

World Battleground, 1000 years of war in 5 minutes - YouTube

PLACES THAT NEED TO CALM DOWN: EUROPE.

i love how it’s pretty calm and then BOOM WORLD WAR TWO

I love how America is “Fuck you”